March 3, 2009
Don't Buy Email Marketing Dynamo!
Seriously, I really mean don't buy it!
I've seen all sorts of hyped up rubbish being sold online. But, quite frankly, this is probable the worst infromation product I've ever seen.
It's formatted in all upper case.
It was clearly written by a ghost.. in all honesty I have a problem with using the word writer.
The language and grammar is appalling.
It's long on fluff and short on content
It's not worth printing out, even to be shredded and used as hamster bedding.
Unfortunately, the license doesn't permit me to give this crap away or I would have posted a link as an example of how not to create a product.
Please.. Save your cash!
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Thanks John,
We need more people like you out there willing to make a stand against marketing crap and rip-offs. Out of curiosity I tried to find who's selling this junk but wasn't able to find them. Maybe privately one of your readers will know and send me a DM @mistrtim
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Spooky!!
I was just about to click the Buy Now button . . . . . then thought I may as well see what's new on Twitter!
Think I'll give it a miss (on your recommendation!)
pj
Here's an extract from the "Introduction" that will, hopefully, help to illustrate why I'm taking a stance against crap like this..
THERE IS NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. YOU ARE ONE OF THE MILLIONS WHO ARE SEEKING TO REAP ESCALATING AMOUNTS
OUT OF THE INTERNET INDUSTRY. YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR GOAL THAT IS WHY YOU PICKED THIS BOOK. DON’T
WORRY, YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO BE DISAPPOINTED.
ON THE SUCCEEDING PAGES OF REAP SUCCESS FROM EMAIL MARKETING, WE WILL LET YOU INTO THE SECRETS OF
SUCCESSFUL INDIVIDUALS WHO BENEFITED FROM THE STRENGTH AND STRATEGIC PROPERTIES OF USING EMAILS AS A
MARKETING OPTION. WE WILL SHOW YOU THE INS AND OUTS OF EMAIL MARKETING AND HOW YOU CAN USE IT TO
YOUR ADVANTAGE.
OF COURSE, LEARNING TO MAKE USE OF EMAIL MARKETING AS A STRATEGY FOR A PROGRESSIVE BUSINESS STARTS
WITH THE BASIC KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT. WE WILL LET YOU THROUGH THAT AS WELL. WE WILL
DISCUSS WHATEVER THERE IS ABOUT EMAIL MARKETING TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS BENEFITS AND
DRAWBACKS ARE; WHAT ITS STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES ARE.
TO PUT IT SIMPLY, YOU HAVE PURCHASED THE PERFECT E-BOOK IF YOU ARE ENGAGED IN OR PLANNING TO GET
INVOLVED INTO THE ONLINE BUSINESS INDUSTRY. WHETHER YOU ARE PART OF AN AFFILIATE PROGRAM OR YOU
MAINTAIN YOUR VERY OWN WEBSITE THAT OFFERS PRODUCTS AND SERVICES, YOU WILL SURELY FIND THE RIGHT CUES
BY READING THIS E-BOOK.
Did that make any sense to you?
Maybe I need to learn to read goggledegook?
John
For Goodness Sake.. Check Out The Stuff BEFORE You Promote It! @ 4:33 am
[...] me, I've seen some real crap in my time. Anyway, this isn't a product review thread. I made a blog post about the product and added an extract in the comments section to illustrate the degree of "crapness" It's [...]
Well, John.
I haven't seen the product, but your comment will certainly ensure that I do not buy the product. It's good to hear someone speaking out against crap IM products.
Cheers
Mike
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Hamster bedding? Someone say "hamster bedding"?
I couldn't read all of your excerpt. It was just too painful. Please send the "writer" a tool to fix his/her caps lock button.
Kevin,
It's not even good enough for bedding for your hamsters! LOL
John
Don't Buy Email Marketing Dynamo | John's Tech Blog @ 4:58 am
[...] If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!I was browsing through the Warrior Forum today when I came across a post from John Taylor. It was a warning not to buy a product called Email Marketing Dynamo, which is available with resale rights. I won't steal John's thunder – instead, I'll just refer you to his blog. [...]
This sounds like a "forum guru" book, but with worse grammar. A book by a forum guru has 10 pages at the beginning telling you shouldn't ask for a refund because the book is great. Also fluff, but with a point.
Hi John,
It sounds like someone has got hold of one of those ebooks that tell you to 'grab some PLR, put it into a pdf and flog it!'
Either that or they got the wrong end of the stick after reading JR's 'make money selling crap' article.
How did you come across this offer?
Roger.
Hi Roger,
I've emailed the person who was promoting it to give them some feedback. I don't think it would be fair to name and shame for a first offence.
John
P.S. I got your other message and deleted the extra comments. BTW, it's CommentLuv that's checked by default not the video comment.
Auch, that hurts. I guess it will take several malts later tonight to swirl away the disappointment!
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That looks like a low quality PLR book that's gone through an article spinner 50 times.
Martin
SO HOW DO I ORDER? I NEED THESE SECRETS!
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I'm glad someone's taking a stand and reading before breeding.
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I was nearly blinded when I opened the zip file this morning and I could almost hear my late grandfather shouting at me since 99% of it is written in upper case (SHOUT!).
How I wish I could shred for my cat's potty.
ROTFL! John, please, you're cracking me up! LOL… "crapness" and "ghost" not even a "writer", and "does that make sense to you?" … Oh lord, I haven't laughed like this in a long long time. Thanks man. Great looking out.
Kunle
PS: We need more reviews like this on the web. Way more!