The Time Space Continuum

It seems that I've mastered the ability to be in two places simultaneously; and so has my car!

I received a "Notice Of Intended Prosecution" from the Merseyside Police this morning alleging that I was speeding in Liverpool at 20.19hrs on 3oth April.

Either the camera does lie or some scallywag has cloned my number plate.

It wasn't me guv - honest!